Dear! Lord! Please tell me this is a joke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM&feature=player_embedded

Dear! Lord! Please, tell me this is a joke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM

For All Your Miniature Samurai Needs...

Mini Dragon Samurai Sword Replica
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Off Future PCH Price Of $23.96
Intricate, breathtaking detail and stainless steel blade!
Creating a beautiful, dramatic focal point for any table, desk or shelf, this wonderful, non-sharpened Samurai Sword replica is sure to delight collectors of decorative knives, swords and dragons.
Knife measures: 13" x 2-1/2" x 3-1/4"; Stand measures: 8-3/" x 3-1/4" x 3-34". Made of plastic & stainless steel. This is not a toy. For adult collectors only.

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Mini Dragon Samurai Sword Replica
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One Way to Piss Off My Dad...'Happy Birthday, Dad!'

"Don't Forget My Senior Discount!" Baseball Cap
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MSRP Of $20.00
A Humorous Gift For The Retiree!

* 100% cotton beige cap with embroidered logo
* Adjustable band; one size fits most
* Unisex styling

Hat measures 22.8". Imported.

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"Don't Forget My Senior Discount!" Baseball Cap

PCH Price: $15.96
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This would get annoying...after about 37 seconds.

Color Changing Touch Clock
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7 Color Options In All!
Purple, yellow, green, blue, light green, light blue or no color!

* Easy-to-read numbers!
* Displays indoor temperature in ° F and °C!
* Features an alarm and countdown timer!
* Tells the time and date!

Requires 3 “AAA” batteries, not included.

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Color Changing Touch Clock (Plus 1 FREE!)
PCH Price: $15.96
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