OOoooOOOooooOOoo HIDEOUS!

Colorized Buffalo Nickel Pocket Knife
Save 30%!
Off MSRP of $39.95

* 3" stainless steel blade
* 2 beautifully colorized Buffalo Nickels
* Wood handle finished on both sides
* Goldtone and Silvertone accents and turquiose-color stones

Mint marks and years may vary.

Colorized Buffalo Nickel Pocket Knife
PCH Price: $27.96
4 Payments Each Only: $6.99*

Sometimes I can't think of anything funny to say, it is just THAT hideous!

Super sexy! Now with MORE sexy-ness!

Multi-Colored Caftan
Save Over 30%!
MSRP Of $29.95
Light and airy -- with an exotic flair!
Spice up your wardrobe with this exquisite caftan -- sure to turn heads wherever you go with its vibrant colors and geometric multi-printed design. Cool and comfortable material is lightweight, perfect for a summer day or an evening out. Fits sizes 8-28.
Imported. Made of 100% polyester. Machine wash, tumble dry low. Measures: 66".

Multi-Colored Caftan
PCH Price: $19.96
4 Payments Each Only: $4.99

I'll take a dozen...

Garden Symphony Wren
Save Over 45%!
MSRV $39.80
Not Available in Stores!
Heirloom Quality Crafted From Original Art!

This charming songbird is perched atop an elegant, colorful bell.

* Meticulously hand-painted details
* 18-note musical wind-up movement
* Elegantly stands over 6" tall!
* Plays for approximately 20 seconds.

Measures: 3-3/4" x 3-3/4" x 6-3/4". Made of polyresin.

Garden Symphony Wren
PCH Price: $19.96
4 Payments Each Only: $4.99*

Nightmares...for real!

Cardinals Musical Figurine
Save 10%!
MSRV Of $19.90
Plays “The Music Box Dancer”!
Crafted with special attention to detail, bright red cardinals perch atop a “snow-dusted” basket of festive holly berries.
Made of resin. Measures: 4" x 5" x 5.5".

Cardinals Musical Figurine
PCH Price: $17.90
4 Payments Each Only: $4.48*

Save 10%! Such a bargain!

Mystical Dragon Figurine
Save 10%!
MSRV Of $19.90

* Hand painted
* Cast from original art
* Exquisite detail
* Enchanted color-changing light show

Measures 6" H by 4" L x 3-3/4" W. Requires 3 “AAA” batteries (not included).

Heritage House® Mystical Dragon Figurine
PCH Price: $17.90
4 Payments Each Only: $4.48

For real?!

#1 If I saw a spider that looked like the one in this picture...well, let's just say there would probably be a puddle next to the Spider Catcher

#2 Seriously? You need to BUY a contraption to 'save the world one bug at a time?' Isn't it the same as a piece of paper and a cup? Uh, no, I wouldn't spend $11.96 for PCH's version of a Spider Catcher...I would just scream my head off until Mr Marcos killed the spider and flushed it down the toilet.

Spider Catcher
Plus 1 FREE!
Catch Insects, Then Let Them Go The Animal-Friendly Ways!

* Easy-To-Use
* No Harsh Pesticides

This handy Spider Catcher allows you to catch spiders and insects and release them outside.
Made of plastic. Measures: 4.8" x 4.8" x 4.3".

Spider Catcher - (Plus 1 FREE!)
PCH Price: $11.96
4 Payments Each Only: $2.99

I know what I'm getting for this year's Christmas white elephant parties! WOOT!

Lucky Jeweled Porcelain Elephant
Makes A Great Gift!
Accented with rhinestones, he’s sculpted with his trunk raised high ... in the centuries-old pose of eternal good luck.
Measures: 5" L x 2.6" W x 4.3" H.

Lucky Jeweled Porcelain Elephant

PCH Price: $15.96
4 Payments Each Only: $3.99

Again, no yellow! Darn it!

Color-Changing Crystal Wolf
PCH Exclusive!
Changes From Green...To Red... To Blue!

This finely detailed wolf sculpture rests upon a silver-colored base that houses 3 LED lights - Red, Green and Blue. Once turned on, the colors change every few seconds to produce a dazzling light show!
Measures: 3.88" H x 2.75" L x 2.75" W. Requires 3 "AAA" batteries, not included. Base is made of plastic.

Color-Changing Crystal Wolf
PCH Price: $11.96
4 Payments Each Only: $2.99

Zorbeez...is the new SHAMWOW!

Zorbeez Multi-Purpose Absorbent Cloths - Set Of 10
Big Spills Or Small... Zorbeez Gets It All!
Zorbeez NEW ultra-absorbent fabric with Exclusive X27 Fiber
technology attracts spills like a magnet!

* Over 27 times more absorbent than cotton
* Odor-free
* Streak-free
* Cuts to any size
* Machine washable



Stop wasting money on paper towels! Powerful vacuum action pulls spills right out of carpet! Dries your entire car or even your dog!
Made of 100% non-woven polyester. Measurements: (4) Jumbo: 19" x 23" each, (6) Large: 15" x 15" each. Colors may vary. Imported.

Zorbeez Multi-Purpose Absorbent Cloths - Set Of 10

PCH Price: $14.99
4 Payments Each Only: $3.75


In case you don't know WHY we need a new SHAMWOW, I direct you to the Smoking Gun site.

Super sexy!

Black Rain Wrap Hat
Plus FREE Brown Rain Wrap Hat!
An $11.96 Value
Helps keep rain away from your neck, face and glasses!
This attractive black Rain Wrap Hat offers full protection against wind and rain!

* Water-repellent
* Features wrap-around ties for secure fit
* Keeps hair dry and mess-free

Made of 100% polyester. Machine washable. Line dry. One size fits most.
Black Rain Wrap Hat - Plus FREE Brown Rain Wrap Hat

PCH Price: $11.96
4 Payments Each Only: $2.99

One size fits most...unless you have a ginormous head? How much did they have to pay that lucky model lady?

I've got nothing...just wow.

Hummingbird Crystal With Lighted Base
Save $5.00!
Off Future PCH Price Of $24.99
Magical Light Show!
Place the crystal on the base and watch it light up and change color (in 3 minute or 30-minute integrals) - illuminating a lovely hand-painted hummingbird and flower design!
Measures 4" x 4" x 3.25". Uses 3 “AAA” batteries, not included. Made of crystal and plastic.

Hummingbird Crystal With Lighted Base
PCH Price: $19.96
4 Payments Each Only: $4.99

Is there time to order for Easter?!

Dolphins In Egg Musical Figurine
Save $4.00!
Off Future PCH Price Of $27.96
Plays Enchanting "Over The Waves" Melody!

* Hand-painted accents
* Elegant base
* Wind-up mechanism
* Plays “Over The Waves” tune for 20 seconds

Made of polyresin. Measures: 3.5" x 3.5" x 7".

Dolphins In Egg Musical Figurine
PCH Price: $23.96
4 Payments Each Only: $5.99*

Dazzling!

Eagle With Fiber-Optic Wings
Save $4.00!
Off Future PCH Price Of $28.99
Color-Changing Lighted Accents!
The majesty of this beautifully detailed eagle is enhanced with dazzling fiber-optics that change color as if by magic!
Measures: 6.5" x 6" x 9". Made of resin. Uses 3 “AAA” batteries, not included.

Eagle With Fiber-Optic Wings

PCH Price: $24.99
4 Payments Each Only: $6.25