"Wocka! Wocka!"

You Are Fozzie Bear

"Wocka! Wocka!" You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up. If only your routine didn't always bomb! You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming.

The Muppet Personality Test

Five Factor Personality Test

Your Five Factor Personality Profile

Extroversion: You have medium extroversion. You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party. Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences. But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time." Conscientiousness: You have medium conscientiousness. You're generally good at balancing work and play. When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done. But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it. Agreeableness: You have medium agreeableness. You're generally a friendly and trusting person. But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism. You get along well with others, as long as they play fair. Neuroticism: You have high neuroticism. It's easy for you to feel shaken, worried, or depressed. You often worry, and your worries prevent you from living life fully. You tend to be emotionally reactive and moody. Your either flying very high or feeling very low. Openness to experience: Your openness to new experiences is high. In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas. You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits. A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything.

The Five Factor Personality Test

2.5% day...

You know that clever mug or tshirt thing about giving 100% at work? Well, today I'm only giving 2.5% even though it clearly states today is 5% day. It is hard work being this lazy while managing to look busy so you don't get additional work dumped on you, but I manage. I have mad skillz. We have a temporary supervisor because our old supervisor retired and our new supervisor doesn't start until March 1. It is kind of like having a long term sub at school. Nobody pays any attention to her but she managed to send out an email that angered all of us..hence the 2.5% day. So, enjoy my "efforts" today, Evil Empire. Next week I'll be back to my typical 12% (Monday's customary amount)...if you're lucky and nobody irks me.

I Give 100% At Work:
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Me

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jennifer!

1. Jennifer can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
2. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Jennifer.
3. South Australia was the first place to allow Jennifer to stand for parliament.
4. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Jennifer.
5. Jenniferocracy is government by Jennifer.
6. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Jennifer is 10:1!
7. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Jennifer.
8. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Jennifer!
9. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Jennifer.
10. Olive oil was used for washing Jennifer in the ancient Mediterranean world.

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