Rock on with your bad self, Pope B!

Check out his hands...can't you practically hear him breaking into song?

"We're not gonna take it!
No, we ain't gonna take it!
We're not gonna take it, anymore!"

You Could be Slappin' Your Troubles Away with SLAP CHOP!

Cut Food Prep Time in Half!

Slap Chop™ Food Chopping Machine
For All Your Chopping Needs!
Dice, chop & mince in seconds!
Rotating stainless steel blades!
No changing blades as you chop!
Easy to clean & dishwasher safe!
Combine potatoes & mushrooms for healthy omelettes!
Actually separates the outer skin from onions & garlic as you chop!
Use the built-in cup to chop nuts & serve them!

Measures: 9" L x 4" W. Made of stainless steel and plastic. Dishwasher safe.

Slap Chop™ Food Chopping MachinePCH Price: $19.96
4 Payments Each Only: $4.99

This product comes with a catchy video! Love! IT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA

P.S. yes, this is the dude that slapped up a prostitute and won a spot on 'The Smoking Gun' website!

Happy Valentine's Day!

Ha!

YMCA, Jesus style

Crack me up!

Wow! Seriously? For real?

I actually got an email invite to sign up with AIG. Wow, that takes some big stones to offer to sell me some insurance when I'm already chipping in with my tax dollars to bail their asses out AND I didn't get invited to the seaside retreat! Punks!

I've got nothing!

Actually, that's not true. I do have something but it is the cream of the crop and I don't have time to do it justice right now (where did all this work come from at 2:30 on a FRIDAY?!).

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The comments are priceless.

Sadly...Availability: Currently unavailable. We don't know when or if this item will be back in stock.

Bummer!